Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Check it out.

We haven’t really blown up anything that isn’t our own as of yet, but we’d like to. The perfect first is Jason Itzler, our dear friend and Superpimp in every definition of the word.

Best known for owning New York Confidential, the hottest and most successful escort agency in the world, Mr. Itzler is writing a book about his life. I can see the steam rising from the pages already.

This deserves a thorough read because one of his clients was the highly publicized horn-dog Tiger Woods:

“Here was this kid who was being treated like a God. He was young and so wide-open, and I could see how much he loved pussy. He was addicted right away.
Liquid had the hottest girls in America, and this was a gold digger, star-fucker place. South Beach was always fun and free. The girls circled around Tiger like he was gold.”

The book entitled Superpimp is being shopped around to publishers now, so, hopefully I can get my copy soon.
It sounds delicious.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

HOJB Pajammy Jam

When you design pretty little things that require the showing of bare skin, you often get in the mood to get naked. Or close to naked. So we decided to throw a classic PJ Party.

Cute boys in boxers.

Sexy ladies in their skivvies.

And plenty of fun party games to keep the night moving along.

For example,

The Spank-Off


Hump the Face

and the typical Pillow Fight turned Wrestling Match.

Upon reviewing these pictures, there's one game that looks like it could be called Show Your Butt, but I didn't remember much at that point.. and should probably refrain from posting those...

All in all, an intimate candlelit gathering steadily turned into a scandalous debauchery.
You gotta come to the next one ;)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Digital Get Down



Just because you like electronics doesn’t mean you don’t like looking fly. In fact, because you are so damn smart, you just KNOW when a great opportunity is right in front of you. We’re looking for someone to help us with graphic design, online marketing materials, and hell, even burning CDs. You will be paid in valuable experience, school credits, and of course bikinis.

Interested or know anyone that is? Hit us on email or facebook Jackie Brown.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

God the anticipation is KILLING me...

... we got our party venue for Jan. bday party... Acclaim is going to print like now... we're gonna be sold on Stanton James this week...

Much is brewing.

Don't worry, as soon as I know what's up you all will too...

In the meantime, to ease the anxiety, you can watch this:

Oldie but goodie.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Greenhouse Tuesdays

I <3 90s night

and the bus boy.


Sunday, November 22, 2009

woah Woah WOAH!

In fact, we've been quite lively as of late, just not in respect to the blog. My deepest apologies.

Let's see, what's new:

We've made it to the cover of ACCLAIM. no Big DEAL. Granted, these photos were taken with my phone over the photographer's shoulder-that wasn't annoying or anything I'm sure. But you get the picture.. literally.

The issue is set to hit stands in Jan. so stay tuned and keep your little eyes wide open.

In other news, we're at Greenhouse Tuesdays now. This week: bikini-clad go-go dancers? Um, YES.

We're auditioning dancers Tuesday mid-afternoon to early evening. I'll put up the info tomorrow morning I promise. Come out and shake it!

All in all, we've been doing a lot, I just haven't been documenting it.
Shame on me.

More to come...


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Party and bullshit.

Woo ooo!

What you've been waiting for, I know.

See you there!


Friday, August 14, 2009


It may be its collection of boldly painted dilapidated cars. It may be its comical proximity to a sewage plant. Or, it just may be this guy

Whatever the reason for our continual return, there is something about Jimbo’s we can’t get enough of.

After shooting a decent chuck of the Caliente ’08 line in this Biscayne bait and tackle bar



House of Jackie Brown returned to its grass (swamp?) roots and did another... mini shoot... just for nostalgia’s sake.

A late night trip to memory lane.

Wish you were were here.


Wednesday, July 22, 2009

We make party.

A large German doorman recently asked me in front of a club if I wanted “to make party tonight?”

Deep down in my heart of hearts I knew I wanted to make party, but nobody had ever posed that question in that manner to me before. I was suddenly overcome with a new sense of power. It was as if my destiny of debauchery was passed over from the German team in the opening ceremonies of an Olympic rage-fest, and it was up to me to take that torch of twistedness over the finish line, stumbling across if need be.

Sometimes you plan a party, other times you happen upon one, but there are those great instances where you just Make Party.

During Winter Music Conference, HOJB made party at the Kidz In The Hall & U-N-I show at The Fifth.

They brought the ladies. They brought the bikinis. They brought such an utter party-vigor that would have made that beefy doorman quiver with intimidation, I'm sure.

When they left that night, just about everyone left with them. When you make party, you can take party.

This had to be exactly what he was talking about.