Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Check it out.

We haven’t really blown up anything that isn’t our own as of yet, but we’d like to. The perfect first is Jason Itzler, our dear friend and Superpimp in every definition of the word.

Best known for owning New York Confidential, the hottest and most successful escort agency in the world, Mr. Itzler is writing a book about his life. I can see the steam rising from the pages already.

This deserves a thorough read because one of his clients was the highly publicized horn-dog Tiger Woods:

“Here was this kid who was being treated like a God. He was young and so wide-open, and I could see how much he loved pussy. He was addicted right away.
Liquid had the hottest girls in America, and this was a gold digger, star-fucker place. South Beach was always fun and free. The girls circled around Tiger like he was gold.”

The book entitled Superpimp is being shopped around to publishers now, so, hopefully I can get my copy soon.
It sounds delicious.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

HOJB Pajammy Jam





When you design pretty little things that require the showing of bare skin, you often get in the mood to get naked. Or close to naked. So we decided to throw a classic PJ Party.

Cute boys in boxers.



Sexy ladies in their skivvies.



And plenty of fun party games to keep the night moving along.

For example,




The Spank-Off



Twister




Hump the Face




and the typical Pillow Fight turned Wrestling Match.

Upon reviewing these pictures, there's one game that looks like it could be called Show Your Butt, but I didn't remember much at that point.. and should probably refrain from posting those...









All in all, an intimate candlelit gathering steadily turned into a scandalous debauchery.
You gotta come to the next one ;)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Digital Get Down

WANTED:

HOT/NERD INTERN

Just because you like electronics doesn’t mean you don’t like looking fly. In fact, because you are so damn smart, you just KNOW when a great opportunity is right in front of you. We’re looking for someone to help us with graphic design, online marketing materials, and hell, even burning CDs. You will be paid in valuable experience, school credits, and of course bikinis.

Interested or know anyone that is? Hit us on email info@houseofjackiebrown.com or facebook Jackie Brown.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

God the anticipation is KILLING me...

... we got our party venue for Jan. bday party... Acclaim is going to print like now... we're gonna be sold on Stanton James this week...


Much is brewing.

Don't worry, as soon as I know what's up you all will too...

In the meantime, to ease the anxiety, you can watch this:



Oldie but goodie.